A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy-flavored desk buddy that times your tea and reminds you to take breaks
gnome stylistReturns exactly one picture per request of a gnome wearing the haircut you describe in words or a photo
Daily SignpostMakes a morning vibe image as a yard sign, graffiti, or chalkboard from local weather and the weekday
OccupationMarsManifest assignment that issues a Founding Colonist ID plus a short Alpha Run brief
Trash BotFun trash-talk desk for human problems that need a blunt take